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Memorable Quotes from
Team America: World Police (2004)Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.
Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car, and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.
Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.
Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.
Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.
Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
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2005 films
2005 FILMS
ALL ABOUT COMICS - SIN CITY, this dark film noir esc comic book adaptation brings green screen to a new light *no pun intended. Its awesome aray of cast, from Jessica Alba, to Josh Harnett, not forgetting Bruce Willis, Benicio Del Toro to name a few. Robert Rodriguez used a white on black montage of scenes from Frank Millers gothic novels to recreate one of the must see films of this year.
If bright screens and repetitious plot lines are your cup of tea, SIn City is not the film for you. One tenious link to the next, Jessica Alba combines the torch, THing and Mr Fantastic to create this years adaptation of the fantastic four. A gripping comic book movie about a group of astonauts who take on the latest evil, not the most "fantastic" of plots but well worth the popcorn. Take a friend...!
Batman:the Beginning, Christian Bale has taken skinny celebrities to new limits after his amazing transformation, from miniscule maschinist to Buff Batman. Supporting actress Katie Holmes will obviously be another reason to see this film but in all the spfx and the need for fans to revisit old Batman in the careing arms of Sir Micheal Kane.
So get your bums to the cinema. There are more sinister films in store for those who like to be boggled and concerned with society and politics. Art house films such as Sean Penn's assisination of Richard Nixon and scarred teen angst film such as Mysterious skin.
Comedies are far from us in this summers movie steaks, but Meet the Fockers, Hitch and some of last years rat pack of American comedy's are available to rent on DVD. In other words rent DOdgeball and Anchorman, its worth the popcorn...
CHECK OUT www.apple.com/trailers and watch...or come to ours to watch...some gr8 films coming out this year!
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OK BAY RADIO
Seen as the first and second year are over for the sad lot that is BAy Radio and the guy in the picture oposite is no more than a picture in terms of Bay, i should move on.
We tried to achieve greatness this year, but increasing our members, getting more shows and involving news readers and more music styles into our repetior, but we only seemed to increase this by a little bit. OUr aim for 2005 was to achieve a radio link up...but...it didnt happen due to websites and translations and lack of computer and equipment etc.
But we are still going strong i think...
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