1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
curtosey of http://www.wisdomquotes.com/001417.html#001417 via Leanne!
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63. visit www.bored.com
64. watch friends series 10 (on the network shhh)
65. make smoothies
66. think of funny film quotes
67. make margaritas
68. cover a door in postit notes
69. write a suicide note to your parents to check they care
70. collect your toenails
71. make up drinking games
72. join a cult
73. define christianity
74. www.studentfreestuff.com
75. www.harrypotter.com
76. turn the sound off the tv and make up your own words
77. write rude lyrics to a really good song
78. regret eating your toenails
79. sing i wear short shorts at the top of your voice
80. see if you can live off chocolate and coke for a week (and not turn out like ross from friends)
81. do the funky chicken
82. start up a hockey cokey in the middle of a lecture
83. try and convert 20 people in to avid daphne and celeste fans
84. sell your soul on ebay
85. try and out bid the devil for it back on ebay
86. learn the hand shake from road trip
87. go into a house m8s room and turn their pictures upside down
88. have a wheelie chair race
89. play worms armageddon
90. play lemmings
91. nick a trollie from co-op and ride it into town
92. learn the complete works of shakespeare
93. re-site scary movie one and two
94. sing all things bright and beautiful on the loo
95. prank call your mum and tell her the kitchen will be delivered tomorrow
96. order a taxi for your friend next door
97. order a pizza for the noisey house accross the road
98. play twister with fairy liquid on it
99. see if u can have one drink in every pub in Aber and make it up the hill in one night
100. steal a traffic cone and name it bob
101. add to a list of 101 ways to procrastinate
102. do hand stands in your room
103. adopt a mongoose
104. learn the karmasuutra (or even how to spell it)
105. avoid spam and porn on a 3 am sesh on the internet
106. find a new band on freshtracksmusic.com
107.join a forum (of the music variety - no porn!!!)
108.subscribe to film updates (wehooo junk mail - to look popular)
109. send forwards wehooooo
110. slate other www.procrastination.org
111. do the hmm face (josie and the pussycats)
112. www.beatgreets.com - great for grannies!
113.ipod...wehoooo
114. seek proffesional help
115. watch love actually and choose a character
116.stalk some one new each week
117.ask chocolate to solve your problems
118. go on yahoo chat at 5 in the morning
119. one better go on the lord of the rings chat room
120. go on the harry potter one and talk about how u want to *abracadabra*
121. tell someone randomly in conversation that a monkey ate your slippers and your sheep isnt house trained
122. sell your virginity on ebay for the highest bidder and then tell them u are a lesbian
123. call 118 and ask for a cheese burger
124. invite someone round for cucumber sandwiches
125. count your blessings to your mum down the phone
126. send everyone you know a valentines day card and cry when u dont get one
127. throw an egg
128. count down in your calender till cadburys cream eggs come on sale
